You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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