She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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