Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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