I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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