what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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