Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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