my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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