you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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