Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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