I faked an abortion last night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
