we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
