when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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