Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You're like the curious george of whores
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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