Whod you bang
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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