I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
