my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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