u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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