i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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