i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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