I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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