Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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