"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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