whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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