I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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