ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
vagina is talking i cant
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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