ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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