But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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