somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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