Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We're too hungover to prance.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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