I'm drive I can fine osifer
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so let's talk penis.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
