my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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