Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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