I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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