you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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