dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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