I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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