How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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