Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
be right there i have to get my cape
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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