How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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