That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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