I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize