I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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