My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We had sex on a dog bed..
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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