How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
