let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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