He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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