Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize