Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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