So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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