I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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