My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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