Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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