is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm determined to sit on that face.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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