Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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